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Mars is Bright Tonight: ch.1

Chapter One: Sonny and Cher
Cher was wishing she could make out wi- I mean, studying Cheza (aka: the Cheesey Slut) when Sonny (Hubb) burst into the room holding a bouquet of pink flowers. What forced Cher from her dirty daydreams, however, was Sonny’s clothing. The detective was wearing a bright pink vest with a lime green vest over it. What was worse, though, was the bellbottoms; orange with rainbow colored flower print.
“Hubb,” Cher asked in a tone that made it blatantly obvious that she severely doubted his sanity, “what the hell are you wearing?”
“Like my new duds?”

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Mars is Bright Tonight: Ch. 7Chapter Seven: Gambling Gods
“Lost again, Zeus.  Hand it over.” Poseidon said, pointing to the jewel encrusted goblet.  The ruler of the Gods groaned and tossed his favorite goblet towards his brother’s head.  “Ooo, temper, temper.” Poseidon tsked as he caught the cup.  They heard a chuckle from behind them.  Zeus growled and whipped around to see Hades.
“What’re you laughing at?”  Zeus roared at the God of the Underworld.  Hades’ eyes widened innocently.
“You, of course, brother.” Mars is Bright Tonight: Ch. 7
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Mars is Bright Tonight: ch. 6Chapter Six:  Jaenelle Goes Through Labor
“Daemon, I’m pregnant.”
Daemon fell over, dead.  Thankfully, Saetan rules over the demon dead, so it’s all good.
Jaenelle stormed through Hell looking for her deceased husband.  She found him cowering behind a vase.  She wrenched him up and started hitting him.
“How could you just keel over like that?!” she screeched while smacking him across the face.
“Oh, Jaenelle, there you–” Saetan paused and looked at Daemon.  “Darkness!  My Mars is Bright Tonight: ch. 6
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Mars is Bright Tonight Ch. 5Edward Elric lost the random British-scientist-wizard somewhere between the second and third chapter. Jasper managed to catch up with Ed in the beginning of the fourth chapter. And while Orochimaru was raping Sasuke, Ed and Jasper were having a romantic reunion which consisted of a lot of tears (on Jasper’s part), punching (on Ed’s part), making out, and declaring their undying love for each other.
After their whole ‘reunion scene!’ they skipped off hand in hand to explore the alternate universe they landed themselves in. The city looked old fashioned and the people wore clothe Mars is Bright Tonight Ch. 5
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Mars is Bright Tonight: ch. 4It was a dark, stormy night, and Orochimaru was sitting in the dungeons of his castle (Yes, he now owns a castle. It’s big, warm, homely, and has great dungeon space.) while shoving a white-hot poker up Leonardo DiCaprio’s anus. Orochimaru screamed as the actor screamed. When finished with Leonardo DiCaprio, he went out to his Nissan Altima and pulled Sasuke out of the trunk.
“Oh, Sasuke-kun, we’re gonna have bunches of fun!” Orochimaru squealed. Since he was bound and gagged, all he could do was glare. “Aw, Sasuke-kun, don’t look at me that way…” the pale man frowned as he carried the Mars is Bright Tonight: ch. 4
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Fri Aug 7, 2009, 12:53 PM

I'm bored and had the sudden urge to write a journal entry. I just got my internet back up about a week ago. Summer sucked without it. So...YAY!! Well, ok, that was fun...it wasted a whole minute or so. Yeah. Really, don't reply to this unless you want to start a random conversation. I just wrote this because of boredom and the the fact that the last journal entry was from November.

So...school is starting soon. I still have to finish A Portrait of a Young Man as an Artist and Bombgartener's Bombay. Yay!

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